SillySuits

A West Virginia woman who claims she suffered severe and permanent injuries in a parking lot car accident is now suing the retailer, although the injuries didn’t keep her from completing a half-marathon less than six months after the accident.

A graduate student who claims that her future career was ruined by a C+ is now using the university for $1.3 million. The student was attending the university for free because her father is a professor. She claims there’s a conspiracy to hold her back…the professors say the poor grade is due to her unprofessional […]

When a customer asked to be seated in a particular section of a Bob Evan’s, the hostess refused and called him an idiot. The customer is now suing for compensatory and punitive damages.

A 32-year-old New Yorker is suing his parents for $200,000, saying that they have been “indifferent” to his problems. The suit recommends that his parents mortgage their home so that he can invest in franchise restaurants. His parents have a different idea: “get a job.”

A New Jersey man who claims he eats 50 Subway footlongs per year is suing the chains, alleging that the sandwiches are only 11 inches.

Following his dismissal from the high school track team for unexcused absences,  a New Jersey boy’s father is suing the school for $40 million, alleging the dismissal will cost his son college scholarships.

A teacher is suing her school district for discrimination following her reassignment from high school to middle school. The issue? She suffers from pedophobia, an extreme fear or anxiety around young children.

A group of Idaho inmates are suing 8 brewers for not warning them of the dangers of alcohol, citing in particular that they were unaware alcohol is “habit forming and addictive.”

A California woman is suing the city of Santa Monica for $1.7 billion, claiming radiation from the new “smart” parking meters is making her sick.

The Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones are facing a lawsuit from a fan that suffered third degree burns on her buttocks while sitting on a black, marble bench outside the stadium on a very hot day.

Colorado man wins $7 million blaming illness (“popcorn lung”) on inhaling microwave popcorn fumes. The Plaintiff had a two bag-a-day habit for years.

California restaurateur sued for disabilities act violations in parking lot he doesn’t own.